In which there is porn. And other stuff.

[renrenren3]

So uhm, I accidentally wrote some porn. IDEK how it happened, the first (normal, for my standards) part was inspired by the maritombola prompt, the second (angsty) part by an email exchange with Pat, the third (porny) part possibly by a certain Italian community that shall go unnamed.
Everybody goes, leaving those who fall behind
Inception * Arthur/Eames * NC-17 * ~4,000 words
Still one month before the DVD comes out, Y U DO THIS TO ME ITALY?
This makes it my second longest fic ever. Say what you want, porn is an effective way of boosting word count. And look at how pretty my card has become.

Also I have a couple more tombola ficlets and my gifts for the layton_exchange, but they can't hold a candle to my literary endeavour above.
Encyclopedia of reality shows * Sherlock * John, Sherlock * PG * ~550 words
The clockwork inefficiency * The Big Bang Theory * Penny, Sheldon * PG * ~600 words
Turnabout Puzzle * Phoenix Wright & Professor Layton * PG * ~1,000 words
A Gentleman and a Lady * Professor Layton * Layton, Claire * PG * ~600 words

SPEAKING OF PAT! DON'T FORGET THAT TODAY IS THE...
♥ Despicable Me Live Watch Spam ♥

No, I really don't have anything else to say that isn't Ren-centric. :(

Comments

[amaranthine3.livejournal.com]

Hi there! *hides in shame* So, um, I'm just catching up with everyone's journals and I'm reading all your entries since the end of December but usually I feel too silly to comment on something that had happened to you a month ago so just so you know - I read it all :) <3. Anyhow, nevertheless I decided to comment here because I'd like to ask how can I make this shiny text with little stars falling? I've found a place where you can create rainbowy text but I haven't seen this one anywhere and as I just LOVE stars I had to ask ^^'

[renrenren3]

Hey! Don't worry, better late than never, though I read your other comment first and I was all "what" since I couldn't remember having made that post at all, haha.
Anyway this is my semi-custom sparkly text for when I make ehpeek fic, the code is:
<span style="background-image: url(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2218/starsu.gif); font-size:20px;"><font face="GEORGIA">YOUR TEXT HERE</font></span>
Obv, remove the font face tag if you don't want it in Georgia.

[amaranthine3.livejournal.com]

Phew, thank you :)). I just feel really bad now that I've been absent for so long and I want to read all entries but sometimes it's impossible to comment on all of them (heck, I even can't do this when I read people's entries regularly).

And thank you so much for the text!!! I love it so much, I already know I'll use it in my next entry and I only hope my flist won't mind me using it too often ^_^