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[renrenren3]

Iiit's link dump time! The new issue of SSBB is out and it's the steampunk one! I'm so excited about all the other stories~
Mine is this one lol obvious pseudonym is obvious and I'd tell everyone to read it because it's awesome good decent, but there's a R-rated scene at the end (obviously), so yeah. Typical of me, I never write stuff that I could, for example, show to my grandma with impunity.
Actually I did write a couple of PG-rated fics for Glee and Vampire Diaries, but they sucked so much I don't even feel like spamming those links and crossposting them around.

By the way, how awesome was Damon in the last episode? And everyone else too. I love them sfm.
And I decided that Ian Somerhalder is the other half of my dream Good Omens cast. There would be pictures here that prove my point, except I can't because it would be terribly distracting to look up pictures of him. Or pictures of anyone really, but particularly of him.

This Sherlock comic on DA made me laugh so much. WARNING - it's a crossover with Disney.

I WANT THIS SHOW IN MY LIFE.

Invitation to Westeros

So, uhm, I had a... weird dream last night. I don't even know. I was making out with someone who looked a lot like Nina Dobrev, and I'm pretty sure there weren't many clothes involved. And I was really, really into it.
Now, this is weird for several reasons. I almost never dream and despite my porn-reading habits I can recall maybe two other instances in my whole life when I dreamed about sex. And I'm also fairly sure that I'm straight. Like, 90% straight. I don't object to the idea of making out with other women, provided they're hot, but the idea of having sex with a woman does nothing for me. Especially if said woman is Nina Dobrev, who's completely not my type.
...What's my subconscious doing while I sleep. I don't even.

Comments

[bizarre-esque.livejournal.com]

I fear my subconscious sometimes, I really do. So have my sympathy.

That comic is awesome. John as singing Belle. Not getting over this.

[renrenren3]

It kills me every time I see it. YOU KNOW MYCROFT I'VE BEEN THINKING.

[bizarre-esque.livejournal.com]

A DANGEROUS PASTIME.

I love crossovers like these ♥.

[renrenren3]

I KNOW.

So much crack. XD

[denija.livejournal.com]

OMGLOL. Talk about weird dreams. :D I made out with Draco Malfoy in my dream once. Was SO disappointed to wake up just before things got really interesting. :D

[renrenren3]

Dreams always end before things get interesting. XD I would like to make out with dream!Malfoy too, as long as he doesn't look like he's 11.

I wouldn't mind making out with him in my dreams...

[slytherindrarry.livejournal.com]

JOKES, I would LOVE to make out with Draco in my dreams or even better in real life! But I agree with renrenren3 that he would have to look like his 16 year old self not the 11 year old one because that would just be weird... My favourite age is in the current film because the bit at the beginning with Charity Burbage when he's at the table with Lucius is just... awesome. :)

Re: I wouldn't mind making out with him in my dreams...

[denija.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't mind, believe me. :D It was sort of modern Hogwarts, a bit more like simple high-school with static photos and stairs, I don't remember magic either. We were in something like a basement, under the stairs, he looked the same age as I did, like 18 or something. I remember thinking "OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH DRACO, IN YOUR FACE, PANSY!" :D

It's my favorite age too. ♥ Probably because it's more appropriate for me. :D

Re: I wouldn't mind making out with him in my dreams...

[slytherindrarry.livejournal.com]

Who would mind making out with Draco? (Except maybe straight guys)... hhahahaa Pansy would hate you forever. I chose sixteen because I am fifteen so most appropriate age for me :) I bet I am going to dream about him now as I am about to go to sleep, this is going to be good. I'm just one of those people who dreams about things they have thought about during the day... :)

[imyourheroine.livejournal.com]

Omg hahaha, Ren, your subconscious is telling you something. ;P

And lol at that Sherlock comic! BB CROSSOVEEEEEER! :D

[renrenren3]

FFFF NO WAY! Bad subconscious, no cookie. Next time I want to make out with someone with a penis. :|

Awesome, y/y? Everything is better with a Disney crossover.

[imyourheroine.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I agree. I remember two dreams of me making out with a guy. I always wake up feeling shit and empty, though. HAHA.

Haha IKR. Tomorrow we have Sword and the Stone. I cannot even begin to imagine the things we'll come up with. Somehow slashing Wart and old Merlin doesn't sound so appealing.

[renrenren3]

I was too weirded out when I woke up to even be disappointed. Overall, dreams are weird shit. If Inception was real, I'd say not having dreams was a bonus.

Baww, I won't be there tomorrow! Try not to slash too much.

[bizarre-esque.livejournal.com]

But he's only old-in-disguise! D:

He's aging the wrong way round, to be honest, but WHO CARES?

[dance-thrulife.livejournal.com]

My subconscious always comes up with the most messed up dreams for me. I woke up in tears one day last week because I had a dream that one of my favorite dancers died in a plane crash. It was awful. Why must it confuse/torture us so.

[renrenren3]

Aw, that's awful. :( I'm always so upset when I have bad dreams and I end up not sleeping at all. At least this time it wasn't so terrible, but I prefer when I don't dream at all.

[sheswatching.livejournal.com]

pfff subconscious schmubconscious. whatever - was she a good kisser tho?! :P

[renrenren3]

Yes she was.
...Wait, that isn't the point! Or is it? o.O