FIC * Rules * Castle * Castle/Beckett

Uhm, so I suppose I should explain and also apologize for botching the cut on the first try. You see, Ren has a problem with deadlines. Ren sees them and they're far away and Ren thinks tomorrow is a great time to do stuff. And then tomorrow comes and the deadline is still far away and lol tumblr and kittens and distractions. So Ren had to write this thing for this prompt and I thought yeaaah, plenty of time, I can whip out 3,000 words on Thursday. Then on Thursday there was very important stuff for Ren to do like taking pics and cutting rectangles of plastic to stick on glass doors and quidditch and tumblr. And then it was 9pm. And Ren was like OHSHIT. And then Ren went to make tea and then started writing like a madwoman. And Ren, being stupid, took the prompt a long way and started from something only vaguely related to the prompt, and then wrote like 1,000 words about another prompt. And then it was 11:55pm and it was due on midnight and Ren only barely managed to touch the prompt and then submitted it to the wrong journal and botched the cut and now it's too late to fix it and I can't delete it for the time being. And it's not even 3,000 words because Ren is full of fail. Also Ren likes to talk in third person and writing a lot in little time gives me a case of verbal diarrhea.

SO THIS IS LIKE, CASTLE/BECKETT FIC BECAUSE THEY BELONG IN EACH OTHER'S PANTS. NO RATING/WARNING/WHATEVS BECAUSE I DIDN'T INTEND FOR PEOPLE TO READ IT, IT'S LIKE THE UNBETAED DRAFT OF CHAPTER 1.

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