lolol I'm made of fail and crack

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Whyyy is my sister telling me that she got The Nightmare Before Christmas on DVD. It was on her Christmas wishlist. I mean, okay, she wanted it, but doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of a wishlist if she gets it for herself two days before Christmas. Luckily I didn't get it for her. Because, uhm, I couldn't find it. Same with the earmuffs. Okay, I suck at shopping, but she's not helping and I'm flailing like mad because my greatest fear is duplicate presents. My family is kind of infamous for duplicate presents, thanks to poor communication skills. So yeah. Flailing.

Speaking of flailing, layton_exchange sent around the gifts and guess who managed to switch around the names of the recipients of her two stories? I feel SO stupid. I had two people politely thanking me for a story that had nothing to do with their prompts before I caught on and mailed the mods so they could send out the right gifts. Seriously, I'd double checked just to avoid things like these. Why am I made of fail.

In less derp-worthy news, my latest contributions to maritombola:
Just a flesh wound * Castle * Beckett, Castle * PG * ~850 words
Inevitability * xxxHolic * Doumeki/Watanuki * PG-13 * ~1,200 words
It bothers me so much that I'm never consistent with the format I use to post these here. I should stick to this one.
Also since I love numbers so much I did a quick check and so far this year I've written around 50,150 words. Not counting unfinished stuff and WIPs and the couple of stories for exchanges (totalling 6,500 words) that I can't publish yet. Uhm, yay.

MY CARD IS GETTING ALL OH-SO-PWETTY! I CAN'T WAIT TO FINISH IT.

Also... uhm... I had this vision of the Harry Potter universe in which everyone is female and now I CAN'T UNSEE IT. I don't even know why. But, er, if you had to cast an all-girls, who would you pick?
I hesitate to ask, but after giving you raccoon/pug porn and Single Lady Doumeki I don't think I have any dignity left to loose.